Kristen Stewart: I’m A Weirdo Valley Girl Who Smokes Pot

June 5, 2012 By:
Kristen Stewart: I’m A Weirdo Valley Girl Who Smokes Pot

Every time Kristen Stewart opens her mouth, the entire “Twilight” franchise cringes a bit.

This might be the juiciest K-Stew interview ever. She talks about how she looks like a boy, she talks about being bullied, and she talks about her love affair with weed. Robert Pattinson…THAT’S your girlfriend. Still scratching my head over that one.

Let’s start with K-Stew admitting she was bullied in high school. Apparently, it’s very trendy in Hollywood to have been bullied, for I dunno, being too good looking or showing too much promise?

“Look at a picture of me before I was 15. I am a boy. I wore my brother’s clothes, dude!” Kristen admits to Vanity Fair, “Not like I cared that much, but I remember being made fun of because I wasn’t wearing Juicy jeans. I didn’t even think about it. I wore my gym clothes.”

Oh also, K-Stew also got made fun of for not shaving. Because she was a boy, remember?

“It’s not like I didn’t care that they made fun of me. It really bothered me. I remember this girl in sixth grade looked at me in gym and was like, ‘Oh my God! That’s disgusting – you don’t shave your legs!”

I don’t know why Kristen got bullied? If she was ever heckled she could have just been like, “In yo face b-tch! I played Jodie Foster’s daughter in ‘Panic Room!’”

Anyways, Kristen also admits she purposefully tries to look bad on the red carpet.

“If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, ‘What an actress! What a faker!’ That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like sh-t in half my photos, and I don’t give a f-ck.”

No-one would think that! When K-Stew does looks nice in photos, all we think is “ah, Kristen cleans up well.”

Anyways, here’s the tour de force quote. Back when Kristen was 18, a photo surfaced to the internet of her smoking out of a pipe on a doorstep with her then-boyfriend.

“The next day it was like I was a delinquent slimy idiot, whereas I’m kind of a weirdo, creative Valley Girl who smokes pot. Big deal. But that changed my daily life instantly.”