Kristen Stewart: Cheating Made My Relationship Stronger

October 24, 2012 By:
Kristen Stewart: Cheating Made My Relationship Stronger
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Since Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are doing the whole “relationship” thing again, despite K-Stew’s wandering tongue, Kristen had to reassure her fans that when she locked herself inside a mini-cooper to be mouth assaulted by a married man, it was so she could strengthen her and Rob’s relationship.

Ohhhh, I didn’t know that’s how dating worked. Good to know.

Kristen just told Mexican celeb mag, 15 a 20, “You have to be OK with your own fears. If you’re an honest person you’ll make mistakes, but it’ll be OK. The most interesting things happen after making mistakes.”

Yeah, it’s so interesting how you cheated on your boyfriend and he just shrugged it off.

Kristen’s moral is that if you make a mistake (i.e. cheating) but are honest about it (i.e. send a statement to a gossip magazine) then everything will be OK (i.e. your boyfriend won’t care).

I hope Twihards know that this isn’t how real life works.

In other news, K-Stew wants Rob to marry her. This is an interesting turn of events, because Rob reportedly was getting close to proposing before the cheating scandal broke, but now it’s Kristen who is pressuring him for a ring.

"Kristen is working hard to try and force the relationship into what it was before,” a source told RadarOnline.com

According to different sources, Rob won’t marry Kristen until she submits to a lie detector test! What?

Kristen told Rob that she didn’t sleep with Rupert Saunders, but Rob doesn’t believe her and wants to know the TRUTH!

This all according to Examiner.com, who also alleges that Kristen is so desperate to make it official with Rob that she wants to elope!

I don’t know what to believe anymore. Someone text me when they are registered at Crate and Barrel.