The Best Celebrity Quotes of the Week

November 16, 2012 By:
The Best Celebrity Quotes of the Week

Celebrities can talk. I know, stop the press—that they can focus their brains hard enough to form thoughts and exhale them in the shape of words without a prepared script is pretty newsworthy in and of itself. So we sifted through a week of off-the-cuff statements to find some our favorites.

“I don’t mind exposing my tits because they’re so small!” Keira Knightley, who talks about getting nude for films, and underestimating how the basic male mind works

“The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant.” Harry Styles, revealing that One Direction is more grown up than we originally thought

“I have one regret – and that’s I wish I’d asked Harry Styles for women advice.” Michael Bublé, who obviously hasn’t heard Harry’s quote directly above

“I can’t wait to have a cheeseburger.”Matthew McConaughey, mustering all the strength left of his flickering 12% life force to let us know what he’s most looking forward to after his drastic weight loss for a current movie role

“I told [my wife] Jenna after we’d been in the bathtub washing our dogs because they’d gotten skunked.” — Channing Tatum, upon learning he was named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” while coincidentally doing something unsexy

“I’ve actually watched [The Bodyguard] since then. I had to!”Heidi Klum, on her relationship with her boyfriend bodyguard, showing that life imitates art (yes, The Bodyguard is art)

“Keep ‘em guessing I always say.”Kristen Stewart, on her best acting role to date, the ongoing PR campaign that is her on-again-off-again relationship with co-vampire Robert Pattinson

“Don’t worry, mama. They’re not taking pictures of you, they’re taking pictures of me.” Christina Aguilera’s 4-year-old son Max, upstaging his mom in front of some paparazzi like a diva-in-the-making, wonder where he gets it from?

“One person was Scary Spice. I used to listen to her all the time and try to make the same faces she'd make when she was talking."Nicki Minaj, on where she got her 500 alter ego’s accents

“I want to make love with you. I just don’t care anymore, let’s do it.” Kirstie Alley, admitting this was her pick up line to Patrick Swayze, leaving us all unshocked after we learned it didn’t work