Kris and Bruce Jenner’s breakup might be the most painless split in the history of Hollywood.
Of course, they’ve been shoving “we’re happier this way” down our throats all week, but honestly they actually do seem happy and Kris Jenner of course made it her mission to prove it to us.
Kris posted this photo last night with Bruce and his two sons Brody and Brandon. She seems to be attacking TMZ personally, who posted a story that Brody and Brandon Jenner are so happy about the separation.
Kris captioned the photo, “Another amazing night! @brodyjenner @sprandoni and Bruceeeee! Too fun I love you guys!!! Best hearts #sorryTMZgotitwrongAGAINLOLFollow”
Then, just to make sure TMZ got the message, Brody posted THIS pic and wrote, “@krisjenner and I are dating now and @sprandoni and Bruiser seem pretty chill about it.”
First of all, ew. Don’t make jokes about dating your stepmom. Second of all, sure everyone looks happy. We get it Kris; it’s the happiest damn separation ever. You win.