So, Kris Jenner has a talk show…and it’s not very good. Sorry, we’re just relaying the general consensus.
That aside, one New York Post reviewer panned “Kris,” calling it “unwatchable” and that Kris should just “shut up.”
Kris, upset at the bad review, decided to send the journalist Linda Stassi a dozen cupcakes and a $325 pen from Tiffany’s.
We’re not sure what her angle was, because journalists (real ones) aren’t supposed to accept bribes. It’s kind of a “thing” in the world of journalism.
Attached to the gift, Kris wrote, “Sorry you didn’t like the show. I’m still a huge fan of your column. P.S. When you think I’ve improved, maybe you will write a better REVIEW with this!”
For some reason we’re fixating on Kris’ capitalization of the word “REVIEW.” What can that mean?
So, after receiving the bribe, Linda wrote ANOTHER scathing review.
“To improve your rating, Mrs. Kardashian-Jenner, either you somehow become interesting, which given the data seems as likely as the pope turning Jewish, or you do better with the bribes.”
She also said “Kris had as much right to have a talk show as her talentless daughter had for hosting a talent show.”