Why the hell not? Kris Jenner recently revealed she is an ordained minister.
“I’m actually an ordained minister,” she said, in case you didn’t believe us. “I knew it might come in handy one day but I’m not sure where Kim will want me on the day.”
My guess is working the door to make sure people pay cover to get in. Because this wedding is only going to add to Kim’s massive fortune. The Kardashians get paid millions just to tweet about something, so I can only imagine the price for ad space during Royal Wedding II.
Kardashians vows will most likely be: “I, Kim Kardashian, who feels great in my Sketcher’s Shape Ups, take this man…” And then the whole reception will probably consist of QuickTrim Fast Cleanse drinks.
If Kris hasn’t already micromanaged the wedding by taking the liberty of becoming a minister, she’s definitely putting her two cents in about their marriage decisions:
“I don’t think she should take his name and be Kim Humphries,” says Kris. “I think she needs to be Kim Kardashian because she’s worked so hard to get where she is.”
An insider told PopEater: “Kris Humphries might not have known what he was getting into. This wedding is going to happen very much in the public eye. And they will make millions off of it.”