Welp, just as the Book of Revelation forewarned. It's another Kardashian-related reality show to add to the web that is your DVR of guilty pleasure television.
It turns out Kourtney Kardashian and her long-term boyfriend and baby daddy, Scott Disick, have been offered their own spin off series by Ryan Seacrest.
However, execs know it’s going to take more than just the run-of-the-mill, hotel-mirror-smashing drama that the two are eternally churning out to ensure success for the show. They want another cousin for North West. They want an episode that includes a wedding. They want more plot and like, you know, character development.
“Producers have made it clear that they expect a wedding and a baby,” a source told Star. “They’ve offered Kourtney a massive paycheck to do the show, and she and Scott are going for it. Ryan wants to groom Kourtney to be the next Kim.”
Apparently, Scott also sees this as his golden opportunity to actually, uh, do something with the space he takes up on the “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” series.
“Kris is focused on her talk show, Kim is into her baby and Khloe is fixated on Lamar,” the source added. “Scott believes he’s the most interesting person on the show and that people tune in to watch him, so he demanded to be paid as much as Kourtney.”
Naturally, network executives completely disagree with that comparison because without Kourtney, who’s Scott?