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Today we learned that Snooki from The Jersey Shore is pregnant. While this is a normal part of human life, I’m pretty sure we all collectively gasped and then tweeted about it when Snooki announced she was “with child.” Mostly because The Jersey Shore is gonna be so ridiculous now with a baby to deal with. GTL&D? Gym, Tan, Laundry and Diapers? Weird.

These are the celeb pregnancies that literally shocked us. I’m not talking about Beyonce or Jessica Simpson or any of the celebs we’ve been rooting for to get knocked up, I’m talking about the celebs who got sperminated and we all went “gasp” and “really?” and maybe, “who's the baby daddy?”

January Jones: Remember January Jones? Nope? Yeah, ever since she had her baby, her baby daddy drama kind of blew over. But think back to April 2011 and remember the shock and awe when single “Mad Men” star January Jones announced she was having a baby! Everyone pointed their fingers at Jason Sudeikis and the X-Men director and it was so crazy! If I learned anything from watching Jerry Springer, it’s that people love paternity drama.

There are some perks to being a Kardashian: money, lifetime supply of Midori and QuickTrim shakes, big asses, more money...etc...However, this family is quickly becoming one of the most overexposed families on television, heck, not just on television, ever!

Becoming one of the most famous-for-being famous families ever, the Kardashians are starting to gain a lot of haters. Whether they are disliked for planning a $10 million beauty pageant TV Wedding, or getting divorced 72 days later, or whoring out every aspect of their life, The Kardashians are becoming the most bashed family this year.

The most notable Kardashian bashing came from actor Daniel Craig who recently said, "Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions....You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f-cking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?'"

Barbara Walters got a bunch of crap for adding The Kardashians to her list of Most Fascinating People, and on Wednesday night, the veteran journalist sat down with them in an interview. Walters introduced the sit-down, saying:

"I've never heard more anger and dismay then when [The Kardashians] were announced on our list."

And what does that tell you, Babs? To be fair, I kind of see where Walters was coming from in adding them. Love them or hate them, if you look at the phenomenon that is The Kardashians objectively, they are pretty fascinating.

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Daniel Craig will enjoy having some company in the "I hate the Kardashians" Club, err, Klub.

In an interview with The Huffington Post, Jonah Hill calls the Kardashians a "super disgusting part of our culture." Hey, tell us how you really feel Jonah.

He says he can't understand how the various Kardashian reality shows "get higher ratings [than] shows that people actually work hard on - writing and creating and trying to tell stories."