Kirstie Alley Slams George Lopez

The George Lopez/Kirstie Alley battle just got treal. After all the criticism he received for his poorly written “little piggy” joke, George Lopez took to Twitter to apologize, saying:

“I misjudged the joke. No malice was intended, and I apologize to Kirstie.”

Right, no malice. You just wanted to split our sides with the hilarious and original comparison of a fat person to a pig. I haven’t heard comedy gold like that since the fourth grade.

Kirstie didn’t take the apology too well, though. She fired back:

“I don't need or want ur apology," Alley tweeted on Friday morning. "I want your kidney dude..on behalf of ur X and all the women uv insulted...give it back."

Alley is referencing the fact that years ago, Lopez’s wife gave him a kidney only to find out he was banging hookers.

I don’t need to comment on how bad George Lopez is. I think the fact that when I type in “George Lopez”, Google’s related searches suggest, “george lopez not funny” says plenty.