Kirstie Alley: I've Lost 100 Pounds!

September 14, 2011 By:
Kirstie Alley: I've Lost 100 Pounds!
Kirstie Alley lost 100 pounds? She's a size 4 now? She's modeling on the runway now? She 60 years old but still has one-night stands?

Omigod, what's happening I need a xanax.

I double-checked and none of this information comes from the "National Enquirer", it is all true.

They should just start calling "Dancing With The Stars" the new "Biggest Looser" and save some money trying to produce both shows.

After Kirstie Alley's stint on the dancing show, she says her final weight loss tally is 100 pounds. That's like the weight of one 13-year-old. Kirstie Alley has been concealing a 13 year old in her belly, you guys!

The newly slim actress told Entertainment Tonight, "I've lost 100 pounds," though she claims that as the weight just fell off pound by pound while she trained on DWTS, she said she didn't even notice she was losing weight. While I find that hard to believe, she says, "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like. I feel like I'm back in my element."

Now that the 60 year-old (yes 60!) has reinstalled all the mirrors back into her home, she said her goal was to fit into a size 4 dress. When she started DWTS she was a 14, but was determined to drop the 10 dress sizes.

"Before 'Dancing with the Stars,' I bought these dresses from size 14 to 4. [They were] all the same dress and I said, 'You know what I really want? I really wanna be in this dress in a 4!"

I guess that's really good motivation to lose weight. Heck, if you were truly motivated you would buy infant clothes and be like "I really want this dress in a onesie. Does this Vera Wang come in 4T?"

In other shocking Kirstie Alley news, she is now a runway model. At 60 years old, the actress strutted down the catwalk in her new body for the Zang Toi Spring 2012 fashion show last night in NYC at the Lincoln Center. She wore a dramatic royal blue rhinestone-adorned gown and closed the show. She says, "I've known Zang since 1993. I did the cover of Redbook and I wanted something really beautiful...he just has the most beautiful clothes, period."

Now that Alley is a model and rocking a size 4, she's getting a little frisky. She says she isn't looking for a long term relationship but would rather have some old fashioned booty call.

"This is what I think about sex. I think it's fun to hookup every night for six months...Then it's time to move on!"

Kirstie also said she'd never get plastic surgery. "I haven't had plastic surgery but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger. I don't think it makes you look younger. I think it can make you look weirder."