Hey, her words, not mine.
After shedding a whopping 100 pounds—or one whole Justin Bieber-- Kirstie Alley is ready to start banging again.
The 60 year-old Dancing With The Stars runner up says that before losing the weight, she had zero confidence in the bedroom:
"I didn’t like the way I looked, and I didn’t want to have fat sex," Alley said.
Alright, I get the whole 40 is the new 20 thing, but at what point is this stuff going to stop? Kirstie Alley is 60 years old. She's supposed to be fat. She's supposed to be baking cookies for her grandkids and telling them about how she saw the Beatles in concert. Just like every other 60 year old grandma. Hey, I didn't make the rules. You get it out of your system when you're 20, and then you start collecting chicken figurines and doing needlepoint.
Alley says even though she looks great, she still doesn’t necessarily feel sexy. She is, however, open to a new relationship.
"What I’m looking for is to be madly, deeply in love. For the first time in my life, I know exactly what I want in a man. I want someone who has my back, who is courageous and brave."
Alley recently appeared in PEOPLE to show off her new frame. It left a lot of people wondering if she went to drastic measures to lose weight.
"Thank you for all your SWEET comments," Alley Tweeted. "NO surgery, NO flippin lasers, NO starving...Jeez...my products, organic food, dance."
Most of the weight seemed to disappear during her Dancing With The Stars days, but since the season has ended, Alley says she's still at it.
"I'm still dancing, yes," she says. "I dance every day."
She says she's now feeling the best she's ever felt in her life. Kirstie recently said that she's a size 4, but Tim Gunn questioned her claim. Gunn said:
"There is a phenomenon out there right now that I call the lying deceptive shell game of vanity sizing. In fact a 4 is really a 6 or an 8. "
That's true, at least in the U.S. In Europe, a size 4 is a size 4. Here, we give our people two inches of room for Krispy Kreme binges.
"We took a size 8 dress from 1980 one from 1990 and one from 2000 and compared them -- the difference between them was two and a half inches in the waist alone!"
Gunn concluded that Kirstie is probably and 8 or a 10.
"But she looks fabulous," he added. "People are too size conscious."
Says the man who just explained the details of different sizes. Either way, Kirstie looks great. I still think it's only fair that she go through her grandma phase, but whatever.
Kirstie Alley Didn't Want To Have 'Fat Sex'
Hey, her words, not mine.