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September 22, 2011
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After shedding a whopping 100 pounds—or one whole Justin Bieber-- Kirstie Alley is ready to start banging again.
The 60 year-old Dancing With The Stars runner up says that before losing the weight, she had zero confidence in the bedroom:
"I didn’t like the way I looked, and I didn’t want to have fat sex," Alley said.
Alright, I get the whole 40 is the new 20 thing, but at what point is this stuff going to stop? Kirstie Alley is 60 years old. She's supposed to be fat. She's supposed to be baking cookies for her grandkids and telling them about how she saw the Beatles in concert. Just like every other 60 year old grandma
September 15, 2011
These are our favorite "Over-60" stars:
Helen Mirren: Err, I mean, DAME Helen Mirren, which means she's a knight, like a lady knight, and while I don't know what that means, it's probably really cool. Helen Mirren was voted the Sexiest Lady over the age 60 by AskMen.com and when Hollyscoop asked her about the honor she joked, "[It] sucks, I can't tell you. So depressed." The gracious 66 year-old has a hot bod too, which inspired SNL to create a digital short called "Helen Mirren's Boobs."
Kirstie Alley: I kind of forgot about Kirstie Alley for a while but then she appeared on "Dancing With The Stars" reportedly lost 100 pounds and is now strutting her stuff like some kind of 60-year-old show pony. Don't get me wrong, she looks super hot and is doing runway shows during fashion week for designer Zang Toi, she also is taking full advantage of her hotter-cougar status saying, "This is what I think about sex. I think it's fun to hookup every night for six months...Then it's time to move on!"
September 14, 2011
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Omigod, what's happening I need a xanax.
I double-checked and none of this information comes from the "National Enquirer", it is all true.
They should just start calling "Dancing With The Stars" the new "Biggest Looser" and save some money trying to produce both shows.
After Kirstie Alley's stint on the dancing show, she says her final weight loss tally is 100 pounds. That's like the weight of one 13-year-old. Kirstie Alley has been concealing a 13 year old in her belly, you guys!
August 17, 2011
"To be honest, [it was] the Scientology Center," Preston tells Health magazine. "I don't know if I would have made it through without it."
They say losing a child is the worst thing a human being can go through, so whatever helps you to move on, I say go for it.
...But aside from all this, we all know Scientology is wack, right? I'm not sure how to tell right off the bat whether something is a cult, but I think having to pay for your spirituality probably isn't a good sign. Also, Tom Cruise jumping on a sofa doesn’t help.
Kirstie Alley, Chelsea Kane and Hines Ward danced their asses off and finally made it to the finals, but who took home the mirrored ball trophy?
Season 12 came to a close on Tuesday and Hines Ward was crowed the dancing king.
May 24, 2011
Since appearing on the show, Kirstie has dropped so much weight, she went from a size twelve to a size six, losing over 70 pounds. She looked good before, but that kind of weight loss is impressive...
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On The Joy Behar Show, Handler bashed Kirstie Alley.
She also talked about dating Black men, cleverly referring to it as "liking chocolate". Find out what else Handler had to say after the jump.
WATCH THE VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!
May 6, 2011
Celebrities couldn’t stop Tweeting about the overwhelming news of Osama bin Laden’s death.
Even Donald Trump humbled himself enough to congratulate President Obama.
April 21, 2011
Where did Kirstie Alley go? There's like, half of the Kirstie that originally started on Dancing With the Stars.
Once again, Kirstie Alley has dropped a ton of weight, going from a size 12 to nearly a 6 in just a few weeks. Damn, George Lopez. Talk sh-t about me so I have the motivation to work out that much.
"I started out in a size 12, then an 8, and then I think next week I'll be in a 6," Alley said after her performance Monday night. "The real size I want to be in is probably a 4 or a 6. That's where I look best."
Everyone looks their best at a size 4, but I gotta say, when Kirstie first started on DWTS and everyone was talking about her weight, my reaction was, "well, she's sixty." Now, it's like, "she's sixty?!"
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Stars are always fighting in the Hollywood Weight War, and who can blame them? Having every bump and bulge in the spotlight is enough to make you want to put on a pair of Sketchers Shape-Ups and burn every last calorie in your body.
Ok, we would never wear Sketchers Shape-Ups, but there’s definitely a ton of pressure to stay slim when everyone talks about your weight gain.
But all that talk equals publicity, and most publicity is good publicity (We won’t say all publicity because here’s hoping Chris Brown’s career gets shot into oblivion). So, if it gets a buzz going, is being fat necessarily that bad in Hollywood? Is it possible that expanding past a size 2 may actually be healthy for one’s career?
One of Oprah’s favorite topics is her (and others’) fluctuating weight. She’s gained and lost more than the NASDAQ, and the public loves her for this. She might be a multi-billionaire, but in the weight arena, women can relate to her struggle. Her audience connects with her, and as a result, she has the highest rated talk show in history.
According to statistics, the average weight for Americans aged 20-69 is 132 pounds. That is not a size 2, which is probably average for Hollywood. Look at all the sympathy votes Jessica Simpson got when she put on a few pounds and the media touted her as an overindulgent fat-ass. It was insulting, sure, but she went from near obscurity to back in the limelight, all because she packed on the weight. Not only did people defend her, they could relate to her as well. So when she started her own clothing and accessory line, she had already garnered the public’s empathy, and she did awesomely in her new endeavor. Who wants to buy 3” stilettos from some skinny bitch who only has to carry around 90 lbs?
After being surprisingly light on her feet on Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alley still got flack for being what Hollywood deems obese. The woman is sixty years old! She’s really not that big, and even if she is, she’s spent her whole life under the scrutiny of Hollywood—she deserves a cheeseburger. But I doubt this generation would even know who she is if not for the constant “controversy” with weight. Recently, after George Lopez cleverly (#sarcasm) compared her to a pig, Alley got shoved into the public eye even more. Now is a perfect time for a company like, say Spanx, to enter.
Jennifer Hudson also made headlines with her dramatic weight loss through WeightWatchers. We’re not denying the fact that she’s a talented, Oscar-winning actress and singer, but the attention and endorsements over her weight certainly aren’t hurting her career!
Another Oscar winner, Kate Winslet, recently told Glamour that she was often bullied for being chubby: "When I was heavy, people would say to me -- and it was such a backhanded compliment -- they would say, 'You've got such a beautiful face,' in the way of, like, 'Oh, isn't it a shame that from the neck down you're questionable.”
Well, Kate’s “questionable” body harvested a lot of attention, making her a household name and an icon for “regular-sized” women everywhere.
And what has Kelly Osbourne been in headlines for more than her weight loss? Recently, it might be her hosting duties on E! Fashion Police, but who knows if she would’ve gotten the gig without all the attention on her shape-shifting body? The 5’2 Osbourne said she was weighed “almost 160 pounds” but lost 42 of them. And she’s rockin’ it. Because along with her newfound E! fame, she’s also the covergirl for Madonna’s daughter’s fashion line, Material Girl.
In the end, the attention these stars get from discussing their weight only makes the public favor them more. The publicity in that arena seems to make people care even more about their movies, projects, and products. Osbourne once said she “took more hell for being fat than [she] did for being an absolute raging drug addict.” That leaves us wondering, which is better for a star’s career: weight gain, rehab, or a sex tape?
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