Kirsten Dunst In Rehab
Am I missing something? Are they giving out free cars in rehab? Yet another Hollywood starlet has bit the dust.
Kirsten Dunst is reportedly getting help at the Cirque Lodge for substance abuse problems, aka not being able to get Jake Gyllenhaal to fall back in love with her for the 7th time.
They should just set up an in house movie crew there, and shoot scenes for movies. The next one can star Kiki and Eva Mendes. Perfect!