WTF: Ryan Lochte Sports Erection, Kim Kardashian Wears a Couch

May 10, 2013 By:
WTF: Ryan Lochte Sports Erection, Kim Kardashian Wears a Couch

The IQ of Ryan Lochte’s new E! reality show summed up in a single image: The Olympian lying in bed staring at his erection like “jeah!” [Sportsgrid]

No, you read that right. Kim Kardashian wore a couch, not coach. [Hollyscoop]

Farrah Abraham explains why she made that “sex tape.” It wasn’t because she was looking for a check, she was just feeling blue that afternoon. If that’s the case, honey, then set up your record player to spin some Joni Mitchell, not the tripod. [YouTube]

Ludacris peed all over Paul Walker’s... plant. [TV3]

Justin Bieber was nearly eaten alive this week and it wasn't by Selena Gomez. One of his Beliebers charged at him on stage in Dubai and the shrill screams of the girls in the front row still haunt our dreams. [Hollyscoop]

Megan Fox acting in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, a.k.a. jumping on a trampoline while Michael Bay films it. [WebProNews]

Tom Cruise’s everyday life is really just a movie where no one shouts, “Cut!” The actor was chased by a mob of fans down the Great Wall of China. [Mirror]