Seriously, though: Where is it?
Kim Kardashian attended the Mail Online boat party in Cannes. She brought her best friend, Jonathan Cheban. She brought her designer Balmain gown. She didn’t bring her arm.
It even left Kim herself confused.
Is it behind Jonathan’s waist? Was the photo taken at an awkward angle? Did Kris Jenner amputate it as a sacrifice for the supernatural force that promises them eternal fame? Keeping up with a Kardashian (specifically one’s arm) has never been this difficult.
Someone get this arm on a milk carton because WE CAN’T FIND IT.
WHERE THE HELL IS IT?