Now that Kim Kardashian has Kanye West for another 18 years carrying his child and all, she’s no “Gold Digger.” Her sex tape sales have increased 80% just this week because this is the Kardashian circle of life. [The Superficial]

Rihanna tweeted an image of a bud that she claims looked like a skull, when it really just looked like an image of Rihanna high out of her own skull. [The Sun]

Lily Allen thought she was going into labor, but whoops!—she just had to fart. Funny, but I don’t want to even think about what a growing 9-month case of gas sounds or smells like. [The Sun]

Sean Paul’s ex is writing a tell-all book that claims he barely lasts a minute in the bedroom and that he tried to deport her. WTF?!? [Daily Mail]

In case you didn’t know Lil’ Wayne is regularly fried, he tattooed “Baked” to his forehead to remind us that while he’s here, he’s really not “here.” [Rap Radar]

Apparently Coco observes the holy social media ritual “Titty Tuesday” (NSFW). [Twitter]

Nothing screams holiday hungover like JWOWW showing off her butt the day after New Year’s Eve. Looks all downhill from here in 2013 for JWOWW. [USA Today]