Kim Kardashian is well prepared for this whole baby situation thing (that’s what all accredited doctors call it) and its arrival this July.
She’s considered every recommendation in her old copy of What To Expect When You’re Expecting, and then exceeded them.
She’s building a mansion for the crib with her man Kanye West. She’s picking out what dress Lil Kimye will wear to its baby shower, also known as the Met Ball. And she’s hired five trainers to help her slim down.
“Many women love being pregnant but that hasn’t been the case for Kim Kardashian,” writes In Touch, who apparently has a source attached to Kim’s cerebral cortex and can therefore read her mind and tell us exactly what she’s thinking.
The tabloid has learned that throughout these seven months so far, Kim has enlisted the help of five trainers, including Tracy Anderson, Gunnar Peterson, and nutritionist Harley Pasternak.
"Kim's panicking that the weight will just keep on stacking on and will never come off," a friend of Kim reveals to the tabloid. "She's always played up her sex appeal so she's terrified she won't be able to get her body back after the baby is born."
We really have no more thoughts about the media's body-shaming of Kim, who NEWSFLASH: IS PREGNANT, but we do have a word for this supposed "friend." If this is true, maybe instead of talking to InTouch about how terrified she is, why don't you turn to Kim instead, talk down her unnecessary body anxieties, and...be a friend?