Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries might have had the world's most perfect wedding, but apparently it ends there. According to world respected news source, Us Magazine, Kourtney and Khloe hate Kris Humphries.
What, they are saying this NOW? Why didn't one of them run down the aisle when the guy-who-marries-people (What's that called, a pastor?) says, "If anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace." That was your moment Khloe! Get down that wedding aisle in your mermaid gown and Louboutin heels and object the sh-t out of that wedding.
During the families trip to Bora Bora, Humphries criticized Kourtney for being a "slave" to her 21-month-old son, Mason. He pushed Kim over a dock into the water where she lost her earring and had a hissy fit. Also, his constant roughhousing bothered the other sisters.
"He's like this weird, big clumsy oaf," says a source. They also said he "was being a dick" during most of their courtship.
The magazine suggests that the sisters didn't like Kris before the wedding and still haven't warmed up to him afterwards. Okay, I'm no celebrity body language expert (and there is such a thing) but during the trip-to-Bora-Bora episode, Kim seemed to be totally relaxed with Kris and way less uptight than usual. Except for the earring incident. But like I said, I'm no expert.
The source also adds that "Kris is getting famous for marrying a Kardashian" which doesn't match up with the other Kardashian rumors that say that he is already fed up with the reality TV lifestyle they lead.
"Their whole life is staged," a different source tells Star magazine, "I don't think he realized that and is now getting a rude awakening. He's sick of how their lives are planned out like a scripted TV show."
The Kim K and Kris Humphries drama is currently the cover story for this weeks issues of Star and US Weekly.
Star also claims that Kim told Kris she'd been planning this wedding since she was 10 years old and he snapped back, "Yeah, and you could just slot any guy into it."
Whatever Kris, you are the one who proposed!
Whether or not you believe this (And I don't know if I do...yet) some sources are saying that Kim is adamant to make her sisters like Kris, but judging from Kim's frowny face on the cover of Star, I just don't know anymore.