If you've just woken up or are one of those people with a "real job" and don't know what a "Kardashian" is, let me first say that Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries.
Apparently, this was news to Kris Humphries who woke up and was completely blindsided by Kim's divorce announcement.
Kris has told TMZ, "I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce...I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it work."
Interesting. Because we’ve all heard the rumors that Kris Humphries was cast as husband for Kim's various E! Network TV series. Anyways, now that Kim has retired another boy toy, it's obvious that Kim K is a little bit boy crazy. Let's take a look back at all of Kim's past lovers.
Damon Thomas: This is Kim's "other" husband. Kim married music producer Damon Thomas when she was 20 years old. They divorced four years later. Relationship lasted: 4 years
Ray J: Ahh the infamous sex tape partner. Kim began dating R&B star after her divorce. The two made an "X-rated home video", which made Kim K a household name. This is probably when she got the idea to use relationships as a PR move. Relationship lasted: less than 3 years
Nick Lachey: While she was on a "break" with Ray J, she was spotted holding hands with this other divorcee, Nick Lachey in 2006.
Relationship lasted: One date?
Nick Cannon: Kim and Nick had a very short relationship from about September 2006 to January 2007. It probably one of those "I'm lonely and it's Christmas" type relationships. Relationship lasted: 5 months.
Reggie Bush: Reggie Bush, the great love of Kim's life. These two began dating in 2007 at the start of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and I wouldn't be surprised if relationship was also "for TV." Relationship lasted: 2 years.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Kim apparently got tired of two years with a football player and wanted to see what it was like with a soccer player. She was caught making out with Cristiano Ronaldo in April 2010, but that's as far as this relationship got. Relationship lasted: 1 day.
Miles Austin: After a brief stint away from football players she apparently missed them too much and started dating Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin. However, it was just a summer fling and ended in September 2010. Relationship Lasted: 4 months.
Gabriel Autry: Right after dating Miles Austin she apparently had a "fling" with Halle Berry's hot ex, Gabriel Autry. They sat together at a Lakers game and source says they were dating a little bit. Relationship Lasted: As long as a Lakers game lasts
Shengo Deane: Kim had a random bootycall with her Australian bodyguard Shengo Deane on an episode of "Kourtney and Kim Take New York" from earlier this year. It was probably scripted too, however, it was her last public "relation" before Kris Humphries. Relationship Lasted: 1 episode.