In anticipation of the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wedding special on E! this weekend, E! News got an exclusive backstage interview with the newlyweds after their appearance together on the Tonight Show.
While the Kardashians are always the subject of ridiculous rumors (i.e. Kim is pregnant, Kim had butt implants, Kim stole Nicki Minaj's butt implants, etc, etc.) Kim wants to set the record straight about all those "Kim K wants kids" rumors.
"I think we would wait like a year before we really start trying to have kids," Kim says. However, since her hubby Kris is a free agent, they have no idea what team he'll play for or where they will end up living. Kim could potentially have to move to one of those boring square shaped states in the middle of America.
"I think we want to figure out where he is gonna play and figure out like his career and like if we have to pack up and move somewhere, like the Midwest. Who knows?"
Kris echoes his wife's sentiment, saying that he thinks the key to keeping their marriage hot, even in the future, involves having "lots of kids."
"Lots of kids...having fun together, knowing that we can have fun and that life is fun and that we can spend time together and support each other."
Besides the Kim-is-pregnant rumors, the teaser clips from the Kardashian wedding hint that Khloe and Kourtney aren't very thrilled with Kris Humphries as a person. Actually, past episodes of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," constantly paint Kris H as the "bad guy." If not the bad guy, then at least the giant ogre with a freakishly deep voice.
Kim said she was watching E!'s footage from the wedding episode and revealed, "There were things I was watching and I was like, 'I had no idea Kourtney felt this way.'"
And then Kris, looking completely bewildered was like, "Wait, how did she feel? She never said it to me. Wow, that's sneaky."
Poor Kris, he's so tall he's just always out of the Kardashian loop. Speaking of, during the interview Kris leans in to give Kim a kiss and she dodges it. She dodges a kiss from her own husband! If it wasn't so funny to watch him get denied on TV, it would have been so embarrassing for him. Finally Kris had to whisper, "Give me a kiss" before Kim reluctantly gave in. Haha DENIED.
Anyways, these two are settling into married life just fine. If living in a hotel and not being able to cook a meal for you new husband constitutes, "just fine."
"It's hard because we're stuck in New York City in a hotel, so he asked me the other day, he said he really wants a home-cooked meal and I'm like, 'But we're not in a home. There's no kitchen, there's no stove!" explains Kim.
"She is great at two or three meals...she has potential to be great," says Kris.
I wonder what those two or three meals could be...quicktrim shake, quicktrim smoothie and quicktrim soup? That exists, right?