Kim Kardashian’s Aunt: 'Her Body Has Ballooned'

March 20, 2013 By:
Kim Kardashian’s Aunt: 'Her Body Has Ballooned'
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Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy is obviously taking a nod from Jessica Simpson, or as Kim K’s aunt Joan Kardashian so elegantly puts it, “every part of her body has ballooned.”

Kim’s baby bump finally turned into an actual bump over the weekend, but before that she just had baby bloat and then a general “pillowing” effect happening all over the rest of her body. Yes, we just made up the term “pillowing.”

“Other than her belly, which is still rather flat,” says Joan, “every part of her body has ballooned.”

So now that Joan has just thrown major pregnancy shade at Kim, she goes and says this too:

“And this is with Kim holding to a strict diet. Imagine if she let herself go?” says Joan.

Who is this Joan Kardashian person and why is she allowed to talk? Gawwd, we don’t even want to know what she thinks about Scott Disick if that’s how she talks about Kim.

Joan told The Sun that Kim is super stressed about gaining weight and is dieting during her pregnancy which is giving her anxiety and caused the “miscarriage scare.”

“She can have a tummy tuck, which will take care of most of her weight fears,” says Joan.

Side note: Kim isn’t getting a tummy tuck, her aunt just says she “can” if she doesn’t want to stress about weight gain.

“The family’s trying to convince Kim to relax and worry about losing the weight months from now.”