Kim Kardashian got a new pussy. A cat, that is. STOP BEING GROSS, readers! Anyways, Kim was seen walking around Miami with Khloe over the weekend holding a white kitten because that’s a normal thing to do.
According to Kim K’s Instagram page, she named the cat “Mercy,” after Kanye West’s newest single. Uggh. In case you aren’t aware, Kanye’s lead single off his upcoming album Cruel Summer is supposed to be an ode to the Lamborghini Murcielago and features lyrics like, “Lamborghini Mercy/Your chick she so thirsty/I’m in that two seat Lambo/With your girl she tryna jerk me.”
Oh my gosh, let’s name the cat after that! This makes so much sense!
Anyways, whether Kim actually got a cat or it’s just a lame bid/excuse to tweet out more Instagram pictures, the only good thing about Kim’s furry addition to her family is that she took a break from posing in front of the mirror as her 5 latest Instagram photos are of the little critter.
Kim took the cat to the opening of the new Dash boutique in Miami on Sunday as they were undoubtedly filming for “[Insert Kardashian Name] Take Miami” which further proves my point that the cat is simply a prop for the reality show as is most things in the Kardashians overly-staged lifestyle.
To be fair, I’m very obsessed with this furball. It’s the greatest thing to happen to the Kardashians since laser hair removal.