Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are taking a “pseudo” honeymoon in Capri, Italy. Kim says they will have a proper honeymoon later, they are just too busy with their work schedules right now to take a real honeymoon.
So if Capri, Italy isn’t a proper honeymoon, I have no idea what is. The moon? Undersea? Brad Pitt's house?
The two were married on Saturday in a ceremony near Santa Barbara, and jetted off for Italy yesterday. However, it’s not even a 7-day vacation as Kim needs to be back in LA by Sunday to present at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards. That’s what Kim calls “working,” showing up to one of the biggest bashes in Hollywood, looking’ pretty and handing out a moonman (that’s the VMA award right? A moonman?).
I wonder if they will announce her as Kim Humphries? There is going to be a small percentage of the audience without internet connection who will have no idea what’s going on. “Kim Humphries! Who are these no-name celebs?! MTV couldn’t get a Kardashian at this thing?!”
Then Kim has to jet set over to NY to get used to her east coast living, as the couple are moving to NY since Kris plays for the New Jersey Nets. I guess they are having wedding reception part 2 in New York City on Wednesday. Kim says it’s not going to be another wedding, just a party. Apparently there were rumors that the couple was having a second service and everything, “There are rumors of a 2nd wedding in NY. This is NOT true!! Our friends Jason Binn & Colin Cowie are throwing us a welcome to NY party!” Kim tweets.
Thank you for clearing that up, I was loosing sleep not knowing if Kim K’s trip to NY was for a party or a second wedding! The party is being thrown by two famed even planners, Jason Binn and Colin Cowie and it’s reported that the color scheme for the event is olive, black and white. So exactly like her wedding, except you can eat olives…I mean wear olive.
Though the guest list for wedding 2.0 won’t be as Hollywood as the wedding on Saturday, most of the guest list for the NY party are Kris Humphries’ teammates from the New Jersey Nets. And who really knows anything about the New Jersey Nets? Why couldn’t Kim marry a Lakers player like Khloe?
Kim is also apparently going to NY to film episodes of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York.” Remember that show? It was the one that wasn’t “Keeping Up With The Kardashian” or “Khloe and Lamar.” Basically the show followed the two unmarried sisters as they did “New York” things, like shopping, hailing taxis and ordering cobb salads. I also just described every episode of “Sex and The City” but that’s neither here nor there.