Kim Kardashian Hates Being Pregnant

April 22, 2013 By:
Kim Kardashian Hates Being Pregnant

Kim Kardashian and the rest of the K gang have just done a special interview with their sugar daddy Ryan Seacrest and unlike most of their televised interviews, it will reveal a lot more than just Kim talking about wearing leather jeggings.

Kim reportedly reveals that she’s in constant pain, she cries all the time, she calls herself a hypocrite, she’s telling Khloe Kardashian to adopt, and she wants to get married again.

“I’ve had a lot of pain, everywhere. I’m in pain, physically,” says Kim, while smushing her bump into a couture dress and still wearing heels.

Since most pregnant women in Hollywood love gushing about how pregnancy makes them glow and nobody craves anything except carrots, Kim begs to differ.

“I was waiting for this amazing experience where I can just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great, and it hasn’t been that way,” she laments.

Apparently Kim confused “being pregnant” with “being a superhero."

Since Kim is in so much pain, she told Khloe (who's been trying to get pregnant for EVER) just to give up and adopt.

“I’ll call her and say, ‘Don’t do it! You’re so lucky,’” Kim told Seacrest.

Errr, do you really want to tell a woman struggling with her fertility that she’s “so lucky.” Hmm…

Oh also, Kim wants to get married again. To Kanye, presumably.

Ryan asked her “point blank. Would you get married again?”

To which Kim said, “Yes.”

Of course she’s going to get married again! Do you know how much money she’ll make from the wedding photos alone?! Would she get married? Psh…girl has been planning her wedding day ever since her pregnancy test showed a plus sign.