Kim Kardashian Copying Beyonce’s Birthing Plans

March 21, 2013 By:
Kim Kardashian Copying Beyonce’s Birthing Plans

When Beyoncé gave birth to the illuminati princess, uhh sorry we mean Blue Ivy Carter, B reportedly rented out the entire wing of a hospital for $1.3 million so nobody could peep at her birth.

Naturally, Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy will have to trump Beyoncé’s so Kim has also already pre-booked an entire floor at the hospital and is having her room “soundproofed.”

First of all, can you really pre-book an entire floor of a hospital? This isn’t a private room in a karaoke bar in Koreatown!

Secondly, how do you soundproof a hospital room and what hospital in LA is so celebrity-obsessed that they are willing to put up with these demands? Cedars? Yeah, it’s totally Cedars. Dammit.

“Kim’s taking the preparations for childbirth very seriously. She wants everything to be perfect and luckily for her, money is no object,” a source told the Daily Star, “Kim’s been reading about how monumental the first few moments of a baby’s life are and wants her child’s entry [in]to the world to be idyllic.”

“Kim’s read that mood lighting and atmosphere are important, so she plans to reflect the sounds of nature with a trickling water and soothing wind CD,” adds the source.

So babies enjoy feeling like they’re lost in the woods, now? WTF.

All we’re saying is…Beyoncé would never.