"...and this, Baby Kimye, is how you came into the world." - Kim Kardashian, the future.
Because Kim Kardashian is a totally conservative lady who most definitely doesn’t have a sextape that launched her career, here she is making her best O-face on the cover of French magazine, L’Officiel Hommes Paris, with her baby daddy Kanye West.
Kim and Kanye are caught in the throes of passion on the cover of a magazine because they are a very classy couple and need evidence to tell their kids during career day about how “mommy and daddy used to act like p*rnstars and called it 'working.'”
So anyways, that’s happening. This cover comes out at the same time as Kim’s Cosmo article, where she talked about how she and Kanye aren’t rushing to get married, but she used to totally judge Kourtney for having kids out of wedlock.
And in related news, Kanye West has just gone off on a rant about rappers who sellout for drink sponsorships to make a ton of money. Meanwhile, he’s having a child with Kim Kardashian who has done Midori endorsements and was formerly the face of a diet shake.
So yeah, we can’t wait for them to get married.