Kim Kardashian Already Thinking About Marrying Kanye West

October 8, 2012 By:
Kim Kardashian Already Thinking About Marrying Kanye West

A year ago, Kim Kardashian married and divorced an average basketball player named Kris Humphries and somehow they became even more famous just for marrying and divorcing each other.

Kim admits that wedding—which resulted in a marriage that lasted a resilient 72 days—was “over the top” except “that’s just me,” but whatever, she’s soooo over that now. *Kanye shrug*

“Next time, I want to do it on an island with just my friends and family and that's it,” the 31-year-old tells E!, though she doesn’t clarify whether or not she considers her camera crew “family” in the cover story for the November issue of Tatler magazine.

In the video, Kim introduces the photo shoot for the forthcoming article by saying “it’s kind of a different look for me” while posing in a wedding dress. Um, babe, you were just in a wedding dress less than two years ago. Here’s a dictionary with the definition of “different” in it (hint: it’s under “D”) because this is actually the antonym of that. There’s also a definition of the word “antonym” in there too…in case you need it (that one is under “A” though).

Throughout the article Kim opens up about Kanye. "It's so nice to have a best friend in this game who understands everything you're going through…He's been there through so many different stages of my life and before I was famous, so this relationship is a different thing entirely. It's good to be aware that he definitely doesn't want anything from me too, because he understands the business."

“I can’t even think about being with anyone else than the man I’m with.”

If Kanye does eventually get one knee, hopefully it’ll lead to a marriage that’ll last longer than it took you to read this sentence.