Let’s face it, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will probably get married. First comes highly publicized love, then comes highly publicized baby in a baby carriage, then comes highly publicized wedding broadcast on the E! network.
But until Kim and Kanye announce their nuptials themselves on their Twitter accounts (natch), we have zero interest in all these so-called “Kimye is getting married” stories, because guess what, they’ve already been “engaged” 10 times.
October 2012: Kanye gives Kim a giant diamond ring as a gift. Matriarch Kris Jenner says it’s NOT an engagement ring.
April 2012: Despite not even being divorced from Kris Humphries, Kanye reportedly pops the question to Kim. According to Kim, she wants a “long engagement.”
June 2012: Kanye is forcing Kim to rush their divorce so he can marry her, despite reportedly already having proposed.
July 2012: Ignore that OTHER engagement, Kanye is planning to propose with some of his mom’s old jewels.
January 2013: The couple are holding off on marriage because they are so focused on their upcoming baby.
May 2013: Just kidding, they aren’t waiting anymore. Kim and Kanye are reportedly getting hitched right after the baby is born, so that would make that…right about now…
June 2013: According to some UK report, the couple are getting hitched in September in Paris.
June 2013: Part II: Just kidding! They reportedly got engaged the day the baby was born.
July 2013: Forget everything you read, these two are supposedly getting married in Egypt now after Kanye proposed randomly this month.