Kanye Buys Bulletproof Cars for Kim K and North West

August 12, 2013 By:
Kanye Buys Bulletproof Cars for Kim K and North West

Because Kanye West thinks he’s the second coming of Christ, naturally he has to have mad protection.

Kanye spent over a million dollars on bulletproof vehicles, so his baby mama Kim Kardashian and their child North West can travel around Los Angeles in safety and style.

Kanye bought two cars, a Chevrolet Kodiak, similar to Barack Obama’s Limo One, and Kim’s personal vehicle is an SUV called the Prombron Iron Diamond, which is basically a cross between a transformer and a tank. Honestly, it’s a dumb idea for Kim to drive around LA in that thing because EVERYONE will know, HEY THAT’S KIM K IN THAT CAR.

And because rap stars gotta rap, Kanye sets off on his US tour in October and wants to make sure his family is safe while he is gone.

“He aims to leave nothing to chance. His priority is to get delivery of the vehicles, especially Kim's, before he begins his US tour in October. Kanye is fully aware that his new family is so high-profile they attract the attention of weirdos and psychopaths,” a source told The Daily Star.

Because they definitely WON’T attract any attention in a giant silver robo-truck. They’ll probably get vanity plates that say “Kimye” anyways.

Oh also, we’re supposed to believe that Jay Z was the one who suggested Kanye buy the bullet-proof vehicles.