These are the exact moments the following celebrities stopped being “real people” and started being “famous people.”
“Celebrities being treated like blacks were in the ’60s, having no rights.” – Kanye West
Next time you hop on your private jet, you let us know if it’s similar to racial segregation.
“We're the first interracial couple.” – Kim Kardashian
Girl, you know that the two of you are not the first interacial couple ever, right?
“You come across [online comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it’s a very dehumanizing thing … It’s almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizing thing, and then something is defined out of it.” – Gwyneth Paltrow
The old “celebrity comparing something to war” moment. Been there, done that.
“When you're a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one who can really help...” – Tom Cruise
Also, anyone else, literally anyone can help.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that...but not with all those flies and death and stuff." – Mariah Carey
Girl, you need to just not talk sometimes.
“Our first day back was Wednesday, and it was — I’m going to keep saying this because I hope it embarrasses them — a seventeen hour day, which I think is cruel and mean.” – Katherine Heigl
Yeah, that sucks, but it’s not cruel or mean, do you know what IS cruel and mean? Waterboarding. Sex trafficking. ACTUAL TORTURE.
“I never understood the point of being privileged if you don't get to have the privileges. Like, people who won't take their kids to an expensive restaurant, or won't travel with them, or make them pay for everything at a really young age.” – Salma Hayek
Uhmm, because not everyone IS privileged?
“[Lady Gaga] became a star because I put her on the Miss Universe Pageant," he wrote in his book, 'Time to Get Tough.' "Who knows what would have happened without it, because she caused a sensation. I had something to do with it.” – Donald Trump
Yes, Donald Trump, is was YOU and you alone that made Lady Gaga the superstar she is today. Thank god for you.
“We don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.” – Linda Evangelista.
Keep on sleeping then girl.
“Do you know who I am?” – Reese Witherspoon
Yes girl, we do, but that doesn’t mean you can say it out loud.