By now you’ve heard that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. If you haven’t heard, you’re probably the person who asked me, “Doesn’t Kanye have a lot of kids already?” to which I responded, “No, you’re probably thinking of P. Diddy?”
Anyway, other than “Kim’s preggers,” here’s everything you need to know about her baby bump, like “is it a boy or a girl?” and “why does Kim hate pregnancy so much?” and “what crazy pregnancy cravings is she having?”
For starters, they don’t know the sex of the child yet. But when it’s time to find out, they definitely want to know what they are having.
Kimye’s child, surprisingly, WON’T appear on a reality TV show ever. Kim’s not even going to do a “birthing special.” They might not even sell photos of the new family to a gossip magazine, probably because Kanye never looks happy in photos.
The baby probably won’t affect Kim’s career, she hosted a party at 1Oak in Vegas on New Year’s Eve and was sipping on water on the rocks.
Kim is not a super fan of pregnancy. She told Entertainment Tonight, “When people say it’s fun and they love it, I would have to disagree. Even my sister has made it look so easy. Its not as easy as it looks, it’s a little painful, a little growing pains, but I hear it’s all worth it.”
Despite her less-than-stellar review of being with-child, Kim says she’s doing pretty well with her cravings, saying her only food vice is that she’s craving “sushi.”
Oh and if you thought Jay-Z and Beyonce were going to God-parent Kimye’s offspring, think again.
“I didn’t have god parents growing up, I don’t know if it will,” Kim revealed.