Apparently Kim Kardashian’s upcoming Parisian wedding is both her dream wedding and the wedding from hell. Here’s everything you need to know about Kim Kardashian’s upcoming nuptial, based solely on tabloid covers!
1. The wedding is turning into an absolute HELL-hole.
2. The custom made dress doesn’t fit.
3. Kris is WASTED.
4. Kanye throws a fit and WALKS OUT. Walks out of where? The wedding planning?
5. Khloe’s new guy French Montana is maybe gonna crash the wedding? Like we said, it hasn’t happened yet…sooo, not sure what InTouch is predicting.
6. Bruce Jenner is a glamour puss.
1. The wedding is happening in a French Chateau!
2. Just kidding, not a wedding from HELL, but a wedding from her DREAMS!
3. The cake costs $18,000!
4. There are TWO WEDDINGS, apparently—one in Cali and one in France!
1. Just kidding, not a HELLACIOUS wedding OR a DREAM wedding, but it’s a CRAZY wedding.
2. Kanye didn’t throw a fit, he made SECRET plans!
3. Kim has three dresses, unsure which is the one she didn’t fit into!
4. Someone got snubbed! (Probably Brittny Gastineau, let’s be real.)