Being friends with Kim Kardashian is hazardous to your health.
This is either a super serious scary thing, or a bid for Kim K’s BFF Jonathan Cheban to get more press. Either way, it involves danger and Kardashian bashing, so let’s get into it.
Jonathan (Kim’s bestie, you know this right?) was flying into LAX when some woman on the flight tweeted, “Jonathan Cheban is on my flight, should I cut him with my weapon?”
Ok, so that’s creepy and highly dangerous because of 9/11 and all that.
She then followed that up with the highly specific, “I gotta pretty intense pocket knife with mehhh.”
This is either a very dangerous or a very dumb passenger who has know idea how TSA works.
Anyways, Jonathan re-tweeted it and wrote, “Police?” and some other passenger alerted authorities.
When the plane landed, the culprit was detained by police and later tweeted at Jonathan, “It was a bad joke…you look really hot babe.”
So, the moral of this story is…if you hang out with Kim Kardashian you might get knifed on a plane.