It’s the most wonderful time of the year! It’s time for the annual Kardashian Christmas Card unveiling! Wooo, this is better than my own family Christmas newsletter!!
Kim Kardashian shared the all-white photo online, writing, “Here it is!! Our 2012 family Christmas card show by the amazing Nick Saglimbeni! We had such a fun time shooting this!”
Can we dissect this photo for a second? Ok. First thing’s first…where’s Kanye?
So he’s not a husband, he isn’t a baby daddy, but he’s definitely Kim’s main squeeze of about a year…I honestly thought Kim would have gotten sick of posing in the photos alone and forced him to join.
Kendall Jenner wins at everything. That pose, that backless dress, her enviable legs. How hard is it to have a model in the family, everyone just looks lame by comparison.
Scott Disick NOT smiling. Way to go buddy, you’re the ONLY one NOT smiling in the photo.
Kim’s cat Mercy. If you look at the bottom left cube, there’s a tiny white cat sitting inside of it. Sadly, that adorable cat has passed away.
Also Rob. Just look at that smile on Rob’s face. Also, is he DJ’ing? Why? Why is this happening?
Baby Penelope makes her debut and she looks terrified at what’s going on.
Fun Facts: Khloe admitted that she and hubby Lamar Odom, Scott Disick AND Kendall Jenner were all photoshopped into the photo.
Doesn’t that seem anti-the point of having a family photo? The whole “unified family” image kind of goes out the window.
Anyways, this might be my favorite Kardashian Khristmas card yet! Good work guys, I’ll see you all this time next year.