Happy New Year, Hollyscoopers!
Like an Instagram photo from Rihanna or the latest Marvel comic book movie adaptation, a growing star-studded family ranks right up with there one of the most anticipated status updates in the entertainment industry.
2012 saw us welcoming some pretty mysterious “celebabies” like the still unnamed son of Adele and future year 2064 presidential candidate Blue Ivy.
With today being the first official dawn of 2013, we’re already waking up and walking into the new year with open arms for Kate Middleton’s royal child to rule them all (“all” of which will include Kristen Bell’s, Shakira’s, Jenna Dewan’s, and, if her pregnancy doesn’t last two years like the last time, Jessica Simpson’s again).
However, a calendar year is a long 365 days and here are the top 10 celebrity couples we’d like to see making baby announcements in 2013…
Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake — The two had a huge $6.5 million Italian wedding off the country’s southern coast filled with weeklong festivities for family and friends this year, and the only thing that could top it is a baby announcement. Though after seeing that People magazine cover of Justin leaping over his pink-colored bride I have to admit I’m a little afraid of how he might express his excitement if it comes to announcing Jessica’s pregnancy. Ripping his wife’s top off to reveal her stomach? Breaking into some prehistoric *NSYNC choreography? Terrifying.
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux — For the first time in a long time, Jennifer looks so seriously happy we can finally check out at a super market without making sympathy pouty lips at a cashier after walking by Jennifer’s face on a nearby tabloid. The actress is engaged to Justin and we’re hoping she wastes no time adding a third to their love nest.
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt — Yes, they already have six kids, but if they want to form that future Olympic competing water polo team I secretly want them to have a seventh.
Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom — Out of the whole dizzying reality television klandestine that is the Kardashian family, these two seem like they’d be the most well-adjusted set of parents. Also, Mason needs a cousin.
Anne Hathaway & Adam Shulman — The Les Miserables star got hitched this past November and if this plotline plays out as it does in my brain, then in a month or two she’ll announce she’s pregnant, give birth, name it Fantine (boy or girl, doesn’t matter), so that he/she can inherit the Genovian throne.
Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds — One rumor the no longer faceless Gossip Girl didn’t plant on its series finale is that its very own Blake Lively will give birth in 2013. Cross your fingers and hope to blog this happens sooner rather than later and that they’re twin girls so the couple can name one “X” and the other “O” a la “xoxo, Gossip Girls.”
Zoe Saldana & Bradley Cooper — Besides being a great red carpet couple who probably make each other laugh back stage about how ridiculous red carpets can be (this is the vibe I get from them), we’re hoping they put out a baby announcement soon on the biological principle that these two would make beautiful babies.
Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher — While there aren’t any confirmed marriage dates on the horizon, that doesn’t mean these two still can’t have a baby because hello, welcome to the year 2013. Also, in honor of the show they met on years ago, we’d be absolutely ticked if these two gave their kid a super groovy ‘70s name like Birch or Rhett.
Giuliana & Bill Rancic — As portrayed in the couple’s reality show, these two proud parents are on a mission to create a family. They recently welcomed baby Duke to their nest and we’d love to see him have a little brother or sister to join him in the crib!
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West — Kim and Kanye have been getting hot and heavy all year long. Right before the New Year Kanye announced that him and Kim are expecting their first child together. Kim has mentioned wanting kids before and it appears she’s found her man finally, so let’s get prepared to welcome the loving family of Kim, Kanye and their kid named after a luxury fashion brand.