Okay, let me explain this title. So remember Punk’d? That MTV show where Ashton Kutcher wore a trucker hat and had ADD? Yeah, THAT ONE. Anyways, Punk’d is returning, except this time it won’t feature Ashton Kutcher, but rather a different celebrity host every week.
In a sneak peek for an upcoming episode, Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne act as hosts who Punk Khloe Kardashian into thinking that the food delivery guy has zipped his balls into his pants and it’s Khloe who has to make the weird 911 call.
For starters, how weird is it that Miley, Kelly and Khloe all hang out together? Miley invites the two girls over to her house for “girls night” and take-out food, which should be the Punk’d moment, I’m sure. “Gotcha Khloe Kardashian! We don’t do girls night! Bust out that three foot bong, yo!”
Anyways, Khloe goes over to Miley’s house and when the delivery guy returns from using Miley’s bathroom, he has somehow managed to zip his genitals into his pants.
Now, I’m sure this can happen, because I saw it on an episode of House once, but this guy they hired to play the “delivery guy” is so ridiculous that it makes it totally worth it.
Khloe is calling 911 who is instructing her on how to help the delivery guy, who at this point is standing on top of Miley’s kitchen countertop and screaming.
“Sir, the paramedic said if you do not lay down you may loose your testicle, please,” begs Khloe.
Lol’s ensue. The paramedics also ask Khloe if they mans genitals have emitted any “seminal fluids,” and Khloe makes the same face she did at Kim Kardashian’s wedding. A mixture of surprise, disgust, and batting eyelashes.
Check out the video for the whole teaser.