Kevin's future as a stripper

Have no fear people, Man whore Kevin Federline aka Mr. Spears has a bright future ahead of him! Mr. Spears told Blender Magazine if his rap fails (which is already a given!) he has a fallback career:

"I'll be at your local strip club, but I'll be the one dancing"

I guess sitting on his ass and getting stoned was becoming too stressful for him.