Kesha Gets a Mouthful of a Dude’s Cannoli

February 20, 2013 By:
Kesha Gets a Mouthful of a Dude’s Cannoli
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The “We Die Young” singer is giving us all a lesson in how to promote your show: Be as nasty as humanly possible.

In an effort to get the word out about her upcoming docuseries “My Crazy Beautiful Life,” Ke$ha is continuing to spotlight her inappropriateness. Just to forewarn you, her latest stunt is pretty difficult to watch. Or, as MTV puts it, it’s “classic Ke$ha.”

We’re not even sure how to summarize it, but it involves giving staged fellatio to a cannoli… then spitting the by-product out into the mouths of various crewmembers of her tour.

Here’s the play-by-play:

    1. A dude holds an extra long cannoli on level with his crotch and makes no mistake that it is a direct reference to his peen, saying: “We’ve had a great 16 months together, and now I’m going to give you this wonderful penis made out of sugar and sweetness."
    2. Ke$ha sucks the dude’s cream-stuffed unit off and gets a mouthful.
    3. The singer unintentionally bit off more than she can chew. No worries. Sugar D*ck has a great idea: “Baby bird it into his mouth,” he says.
    4. Ke$ha proceeds to mouth-rape everyone in the room, some open up for the dessert splooge. Some do not...
    5. You vomit.

"Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life” premieres April 23 at 11 p.m. on MTV. Watch the disgustingly awesome promo clip here:

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