“If you wake up naked in a bathtub and you have the choice between rinsing out with Jack Daniels or trying to make out with some dude with morning breath, I would recommend picking up the Jack.”
For the rest of us, there would also be the choice of, you know, walking home in shame and vowing that you’re going to turn your life around. But that’s just not an option for a party animal like Ke$ha, who apparently poops glitter:
“It shoots out. And it’s coming from everywhere on my body. Let’s just leave it at that,” she told the mag.
In the interview, Ke$ha also compares herself to Oscar the Grouch.
“We have a lot in common. We share a very similar personal philosophy on life. He and I are one in the same.”
The only difference is, Oscar the Grouch has less reason to be ashamed by his lifestyle than Ke$ha does of hers. And he lives in a trashcan.