Ke$ha has claimed to have boned a ghost and once asked fans to send her their teeth so she could turn it into a necklace, which is all standard normal Ke$ha $h*t, but now she’s crossed the line into actual crazy-town. She’s drinking her own pee.
While many people have described the taste of pee as “not unlike tequila” (who says that? Did we just make that up? Hmm, whatever), Ke$ha thought that drinking your own urine was a healthy thing to do.
“I was told drinking my own pee was good…Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’” Ke$ha told BBC 1 radio.
Wait, can we talk about the fact that somebody tried to take Ke$ha’s pee away from her? What kind of person is snatching pee!? Unless Ke$ha is peeing into a cup at a doctor’s office, I can’t understand why you would ever be in a situation where you’d have to worry about the fate of your own urine.
Moving on. Here’s the part where Ke$ha guzzles the yellow liquid.
“So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore,” she confessed.
So that’s the story of how Ke$ha figured out that pee is gross and if you want to see her drink it, she’ll be airing the pee-cocktail incident on her new MTV Documentary, “Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life,” which sounds like an awesome show and the only reason we have cable anymore.