Kerry Washington’s Desperate Quest for a Pizza at the 2014 Oscars

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Kerry Washington’s Desperate Quest for a Pizza at the 2014 Oscars
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Yesterday's Academy Awards was an evening of winners and losers, but no one lost harder than Kerry Washington.

This is the true story of Kerry Washington’s mission to get a pizza at the 2014 Oscars.

That’s her backstage with former Django Unchained co-star Jamie Foxx.

 

It all started when Ellen DeGeneres wanted to order a pizza for the starving celebs last night.

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Because these multi-millionaires probably aren't well-fed.

 

Brad Pitt got a pizza.

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Meryl Streep got a pizza.

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Jared Leto got a pizza.

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Pizza >>>> an Oscar.

 

But Kerry didn’t.

Poor Kerry...

 

"Gimme some pizza, Jared!"

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She’s pregnant and just wanted a slice. :(

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It was the saddest sight, but don’t fret. She’s A-OK!

 

Eventually, though, the sweet taste of VICTORY.

Because, hey, a girl’s gotta eat.

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