Yesterday's Academy Awards was an evening of winners and losers, but no one lost harder than Kerry Washington.
This is the true story of Kerry Washington’s mission to get a pizza at the 2014 Oscars.
That’s her backstage with former Django Unchained co-star Jamie Foxx.
It all started when Ellen DeGeneres wanted to order a pizza for the starving celebs last night.
Because these multi-millionaires probably aren't well-fed.
Brad Pitt got a pizza.
Meryl Streep got a pizza.
Jared Leto got a pizza.
Pizza >>>> an Oscar.
But Kerry didn’t.
"Gimme some pizza, Jared!"
She’s pregnant and just wanted a slice. :(
It was the saddest sight, but don’t fret. She’s A-OK!
Eventually, though, the sweet taste of VICTORY.
Because, hey, a girl’s gotta eat.