Kelsey Grammer's Package is a "Disappointment" and Other Stars with Small Wieners

August 12, 2011 By:
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Camille Grammer, who is still bitter from her divorce from Kelsey Grammer, said in a promo clip for her show Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kelsey had “Big hands, big feet, big disappointment."

The internet is wondering if that means that Kelsey Grammer is a “disappointment” in the meat department. (Ok, I hate euphemisms for d*cks. I think they sound even creepier. Can I just say penis from now on?)

When TMZ asked her about the comment she said, “It was a lot like that. I had that for 13 years, unfortunately."

Now, Kelsey’s current wife Kayte Grammer is spitting verbal fire back at Camille and saying he doesn’t have a small package, he just didn’t like boning Camille.

“Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand,” Kayte tells TMZ.

Burn. However, this isn’t the only gossip to come out about Kelsey Grammer. In January, a “source” revealed that Kelsey “wears women’s underwear and lingerie,” and that “he prefers having sex dressed as a woman.”

I love it when “sources” reveal such ridiculous information.

But back to his tiny d*ck. Kelsey isn’t the only Hollywood star rumored to be lacking downtown. (again, stupid d*ck euphemisms).

Enrique Iglesias actually said “I have the smallest penis in the world” in an interview last month, which is probably true because he once said he wanted to launch a range of “extra small condoms.” TMI Enrique, TMI.

Ben Affleck stripped naked while filming Armageddon and his co-star Michael Clark Duncan said “Ben is cool, but I've seen the guy naked ... and c'mon, man! I was not impressed at all.” Says

The paparazzi once caught Jude Law in the nude and the paps said, “He’s no Tommy Lee, that’s for sure.”

Howard Stern, who is some kind of self-professed sex god, has actually admitted he has a borderline micro-penis. He jokes that he’s hung like a baby, and that is the grossest phrase I never want to hear ever again.

Daniel Radcliffe said that when he appeared naked onstage every night for his lead role in the off-Broadway production of “Equus” that his penis shrunk “to the size of a hamster.” Things to clarify, did it shrink to the size of a hamsters penis or the size of an actual hamster itself? Two very different things and questions to consider.