Kelly Osbourne is Not Married: Duh!

There were rumors circulating that Kelly Osbourne had wed her boyfriend this weekend at a festival in Ireland in a bouncy castle church. Ummm ya and we were supposed to believe that was true. Her spokesperson has come back with a statement on behalf of MS. NOT MRS. Osbourne.

"Over the weekend a number of rumours circulated very quickly suggesting that Kelly Osbourne had got married at a festival in Ireland.

"This is totally untrue and is as real as the inflatable church that carries out these non-legally binding mock marriages for fun."

This just shows you that you shouldn't believe everything you read!