Keeping Up With The Kardashians

There are some perks to being a Kardashian: money, lifetime supply of Midori and QuickTrim shakes, big asses, more money...etc...However, this family is quickly becoming one of the most overexposed families on television, heck, not just on television, ever!

Becoming one of the most famous-for-being famous families ever, the Kardashians are starting to gain a lot of haters. Whether they are disliked for planning a $10 million beauty pageant TV Wedding, or getting divorced 72 days later, or whoring out every aspect of their life, The Kardashians are becoming the most bashed family this year.

The most notable Kardashian bashing came from actor Daniel Craig who recently said, "Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions....You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f-cking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?'"
And it doesn’t involve looking for a $75,000 earring.

Kris Humphries is returning to the court, all set to sign a deal with the New Jersey Nets for $7 to $8 million. Might not be as much as he was getting from the Los Angeles Kardashians, but hey, at least he’s working.

Humphries is expected to rejoin his old team as early as Wednesday night, as they have a preseason game with the New York Knicks.
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The Kardashians make most of their millions by "endorsing" products, meaning they attach their name to some nail polish brand, start a "jewelry" line or throw out some fragrances, but Star magazine is learning that the Kardashian family products are being made in foreign sweatshops where some workers are as young as 16-years-old.

"The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people," says Charles Kernaghan, executive director of the Institute for Global Labor and Human Rights.

Kris Jenner demands an apology in 5,4,3,2...
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Kim Kardashian told the Hollywood Reporter how her families various reality TV series would last forever! “These shows could really go on for years,” she says.

And then Kim curled the edges of her evil-villain mustache, laughed maniacally, and then sent a smoke signal into the sky with the E! logo.

“There are so many of us,” says Kim, “but I think we'll see more of my younger siblings [Kendall and Kylie].”
You can’t keep The Kardashians down. Sign a petition all you want, somehow, they will end up back in the headlines.

Carla DiBello, one of Kim Kardashian’s best friends, has apparently been linked to Kobe Bryant in the midst of his divorce. Several sources confirm that DiBello has been close to the athlete for over two years and say that she also occasionally shows up courtside at Lakers games.
hank you Universe for creating Kris Humphries. The scorned former lover of Kim Kardashian is pulling the covers on the whole Kardashian machine, and not like anyone believed that the Kardashian reality shows were totally genuine, but Kris continues to throw them under the bus.

Let's recall the "lost earring" incident from the "Trip to Bora Bora" episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Kris A source close to the Kardashians tells RadarOnline.com how most elements of that episode were totally fabricated, "Kris was with Kim and her family in Bora Bora, and he playfully threw her in the sea.
Barbara Walters got a bunch of crap for adding The Kardashians to her list of Most Fascinating People, and on Wednesday night, the veteran journalist sat down with them in an interview. Walters introduced the sit-down, saying:

"I've never heard more anger and dismay then when [The Kardashians] were announced on our list."

And what does that tell you, Babs? To be fair, I kind of see where Walters was coming from in adding them. Love them or hate them, if you look at the phenomenon that is The Kardashians objectively, they are pretty fascinating.
It was only a matter of time really. The younger half-sisters of Kim, Kourtney and Khloe are in talks to get their own spin-off programs on the E! Network.

14-year-old Kylie and 16-year-old Kendall have made “cameos” on all the various Kardashian reality TV series, like the time that Kendall went on birth control! Or that time that Kris Jenner was ignoring Kylie and Kendall and so she tried to jump in on their impromptu dance party in an effort to appear fun and cool and the girls were like “eww mom, so embarrassing.” Or the time they maxed out Bruce Jenner’s credit card and he made them go to a homeless shelter…

It’s both sad and impressive how much I know about this family.
Sources are saying that pregnant Kourtney Kardashian is set to marry her boyfriend Scott Disick. The source also adds that they don't know if the wedding will be televised yet, which proves that this source knows nothing about the Kardashians.

I'm sure someone over at E! is already brainstorming possible titles for the wedding special...how about "Third times the charm?" or "This one's real...we promise."

The source told Entertainment Tonight that after the couple announced that Kourtney is pregnant with her second child with Baby Daddy Disick, they are planning for a private-ish ceremony at the Kardashian family home.

I was under the impression that Kourtney didn't want to commit to Scott because she wasn't sure that he was "the one."
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If there's anyone who deserves a drink right now, it's Kim Kardashian's PR people.

As the Kardashian Empire takes a major blow this week, her publicists are working overtime to do damage control. And Kim's infamous momager, Kris Jenner, has been working that spin.

Not even a week after announcing her split, Kim and company took to the press to give their side of the story. Mostly, it's a lot of them saying the same thing over and over again. To prove that, our friends over at X-17 Online counted up the Kardashian spin strategies, and we dissected how the public is responding. Here are the numbers:

12—The number of times the Kardashians have mentioned being a family. They keep talking about how they're getting through this whole ordeal "as a family." Which is basically the guise of their reality show. That it's about a family and not an hour long commercial.

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