For starters, he can't stand her farts. And these aren't just regular farts, they're killing him! "That woman is like a flatulence factory. The pop hits that she fires out of her mouth are nothing compared to what comes out the other end of her," Russell told Nick Cannon on his Rollin' radio show yesterday.
Russell added that Katy often makes fun of him to the media and out of respect he has to bite his tongue and not bad mouth her...until now that is.
"Don't trust that woman," Russell said. "You know what women are! You can't trust them. She's a bad person! She goes around spreading rumours about me and I have to go clean up the mess afterwards! I don't know if your woman does the same thing. She says a lot of freaky sutff, and out of respect, I can't really play by the same rules!"
While Nick stayed mum on the whole farting thing, he did confess that Mariah mocks him as much as Katy does to Russell. Nick said, "I'm right there with you! My wife actually calls in to radio station and disguises her voice and calls in and says that I love porn, and crazy things like that so I'm right there with you. I feel your pain!"
Word to the wise: don't feed Katy any broccoli!