Russell Brand is Flirty Texting with Zooey Deschanel

February 6, 2012 By:
Russell Brand is Flirty Texting with Zooey Deschanel

What do you do when you break up with Katy Perry? Date Zooey Deschanel, because they are the same freaking person.

Zooey Deschanel filed for divorce from Death Cab for Cutie musician Ben Gibbard just days before Russell Brand split from Katy Perry, now Russell is supposedly been texting Zooey.

Because Zooey and Katy look nearly alike and have that same “I’m so weird and quirky” vibe, a close friend of Russell has said that he “most certainly has a type.”

Whatever. Zooey Deschanel is a manic pixie girl that only exists in quirky romantic comedies, who knows what the real Zooey Deschanel is really like? She probably doesn’t even have bangs.

However, Zooey must have worked her charms on Russell who is now sending her “funny, flirty texts.”

Apparently, Russell “thinks she’s hysterically funny and cute, too. He loves her quirky sense of humor, and thinks they’d be great together both on-and-off screen.”

Ugggh, he “loves her quirky sense of humor?” No, Russell Brand loves the quirky sense of humor of the 27-year-old dude with the full beard that writes the jokes that Zooey says on her show, “New Girl.” Zooey ‘aint making that sh-t up.

Russell is also suggesting that he wants to work with her on a new project, like a movie or something.

If Russell is getting back at Katy by dating her doppleganger, then it only makes sense that Katy Perry dates a very tall homeless person who thinks they are a member of an indie rock band.