Most Patriotic Celebrities

July 4, 2013 By:
Most Patriotic Celebrities

Stars love America. They have to, namely because it’s one of the few countries that is willing to shell out millions of dollars so that pretty people can say words on camera. Try going to Belgium and getting work as an “actor.” Tell us how that goes.

But these 10 stars are the most patriotic. Obsessed. Love. Sing About. Talk About. Wear. These stars love the USA.

Miley Cyrus: “Party in the USA” anyone? There’s nothing more patriotic than hopping off “the plane at LAX with a dream and a cardigan” while your favorite “Jay-Z” song comes on. “It’s a party in the USA.”

Kid Rock: Kid Rock’s “Born Free” is basically an ode to America. We might as well swap out the star spangled banner for “Born Free,” it’s a damn national treasure.

Bruce Springsteen: There is nothing more American than Bruce Springsteen and/or loving Bruce Springsteen. He wants you all to know he was “Born in the U.S.A.” and that entire album was about the American Dream. Bruce is basically draped in an American Flag with his hand over his heart.

Lenny Kravitz: Who cares about his patriotism, he’s clearly patriotic for women. He just can’t stay away from “American Women.” They are like voodoo for him if the song is anything to be believed.

Madonna: Madonna’s ninth studio album “American Life” was all about being superficial, fake, and famous AKA everything Madonna stands for. Unfortunately “American Life” the song was so bad it almost ruined Madge’s career for good.

Kanye West: When he’s not busy being God, Kanye West is an “American Boy” and the one-time object of Estelle’s musical affection. Kanye also raps on “Made in America” which is all about the struggle and love for Amurricah!

Jon Stewart: included here for no other reason than the set art for “The Daily Show” is crazy patriotic.

Bruce Willis: Included only for “Live Free or Die Hard” which is basically just a giant metaphor for freedom and America and patriotism.

George Clooney: Why did we include George Clooney in here? Oh right, because he shells out hella cash for Obama fundraisers and is basically best friends with the President of the United States of America.

Katy Perry: Katy Perry is patriotic for wearing this.

Ke$ha: Ke$ha is patriotic for wearing this and honoring money like any good hot blooded American would.

Kate Upton: Kate Upton, patriotic only because she sucked on that lollipop that one time and everyone passed out.