Katy Perry’s Tour Makes No Sense, But It’s Kind of Perfect

July 16, 2014 By:
Katy Perry’s Tour Makes No Sense, But It’s Kind of Perfect
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The inside of Katy Perry’s brain must just be the board game for Candy Land because her Prismatic tour is like a psychedelic trip to crazy town, but we REALLY want to come along.

 

Okay so like, it starts off with Peter Pan or something.

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And then she fights off some like, Mortal Kombat-looking dudes.

 

But Katy Perry has to power up first.

 

And climb through a gymnasium.

This concert is a video game. #tbh

 

Just kidding, it’s time for Katy Perry to turn into the Good Witch.

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Oh wait, now it's an early '90s hip-hop opera.

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A hip-hopera, if you will.

 

Then the show becomes a full revival of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s feline musical, Cats.

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Including this part where Kitty Purry wears a dead fish carcass as a dress.

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That’s chic as hell.

 

MORE ANIMAL MOTIFS.

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Katy Perry rides a giant gold horse.

 

This is the Egyptian portion of the show.

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Costume change.

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We’ve finally arrived in CANDY LAND!

 

Or Birthday Town?

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But then she’s like, “GIRL BYE.”

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And floats away on a balloon.