The inside of Katy Perry’s brain must just be the board game for Candy Land because her Prismatic tour is like a psychedelic trip to crazy town, but we REALLY want to come along.
Okay so like, it starts off with Peter Pan or something.
And then she fights off some like, Mortal Kombat-looking dudes.
But Katy Perry has to power up first.
And climb through a gymnasium.
This concert is a video game. #tbh
Just kidding, it’s time for Katy Perry to turn into the Good Witch.
Oh wait, now it's an early '90s hip-hop opera.
A hip-hopera, if you will.
Then the show becomes a full revival of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s feline musical, Cats.
Including this part where Kitty Purry wears a dead fish carcass as a dress.
That’s chic as hell.
MORE ANIMAL MOTIFS.
Katy Perry rides a giant gold horse.
This is the Egyptian portion of the show.
We’ve finally arrived in CANDY LAND!
Or Birthday Town?
But then she’s like, “GIRL BYE.”
And floats away on a balloon.