Katy Perry has reportedly been offered $3.1 million to write a tell-all book about Russell Brand. Girrrll, do it! You owe it to your fans! Heck, I’ve never even see a Katy Perry concert but I sure as hell wanna know what went wrong between Katy and Russell.
Actually, what didn’t go wrong between a former evangelical Christian pop star and a recovering heroin and sex addict?! No seriously, what was a “normal” day like in the Perry-Russell household?
Three publishers are reportedly competing to get Katy’s side of the story.
“When everything was going well, Katy couldn’t stop talking about him. Since the split, neither of them have said anything – keeping the price of a deal high,” says the source.
Heck, Katy doesn’t even need to write the tell-all. Don’t they always get someone to write books for celebrities? Sheesh, all she has to do is talk into a tape recorder, while some former journalism major turns it into “Katy and Russell: A Marriage Divided.”
So anyways, Katy is reportedly doing very well post-split. She has been flirting with 22-year-old Chanel model Baptiste Giabiconi and nothing says “revenge” like flirting with someone who has only been able to order alcohol legally for one year. It also helps that he’s the world highest paid male supermodel.