Remember a couple weeks ago when Russell Brand made that tasteless joke implying that having sex with Katy Perry was the worst?
He basically stated that being married sucked. “I’d be having sex thinking, ‘Think of anyone else,’” he told an audience during a stand-up act.
So, that’s a terrible thing to say about your ex-wife.
When Katy heard about the joke, and how could she not, it was only floating around the Internet for a straight week, she reportedly “went ballistic,” according to OK! magazine.
Katy was with John Mayer on a date when she heard what Russell was saying about their former sex life and “vowed to call Russell and tell him what she thought.”
Well, apparently she immediately made and broke that vow, because she remembered that she deleted his number from her phone and couldn’t be bothered to look it up, so she just got over it.